where is the cerebral jester?

where is the cerebral jester?
visit him and his friends at the house of dandridge by clicking above

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

so many things wrong with this one


Wendy Vick, clinic nursing supervisor at Providence Everett Medical Center, takes pictures of Brett Karch's wounds. Karch, a member of the Snohomish High School ROTC team that was manning a cannon at a football game, nearly lost his leg when the cannon accidentally blew up. In the back is Karch's mom, Mary Bissel.

Boy hurt by cannon blast feels twice wounded
Accident in football town elicited threats, not get-well wishes

By CAROL SMITH
P-I REPORTER

SNOHOMISH -- The cannon shot that ripped into Brett Karch's leg, causing a gaping combat-style wound, has also torn a hole in his hometown community of Snohomish.

Karch, whose leg was nearly amputated and who faces more than a year of physical rehabilitation with an uncertain outcome, has been the target of physical threats because of fears his injury will jeopardize the community's tradition of firing the ceremonial cannon before each high school football game and after touchdowns.

For complete story click here

all i can say is that i'm disgusted and just reinstates my lack of love for this country's emphasis on traditions and sports
if you can donate to this kid please click here

what the hell are you waiting for?


hey everyone....this mashup is about two or so years old...back when i was all gung ho about mixing acapella tracks and instrumentals...just listened to it again (it's on my dj myspace page www.myspace.com/discoscientist) and i must say...i'm proud of it....it's pretty damn brilliant (i spent a long cracked out day on it...my birthday as a matter of fact two years ago) hope you enjoy...please let me know what you think...

it's an instrumental of madonna's "amazing" from the music album with an acapella of gwen stefani's "what you waiting for"


gwen stefani - what you waiting for (chauncey d's amazing anticipation mashup)

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

top 33 songs of 2006

so i was on a forum recently and everyone was posting their top 50 or top 30 songs of 2006...of course i had to be different and once i got to 30 i thought of a few more so here's my top 33 singles of 2006...in no particular order and styles ranging from pop to electro to alternative to folk...etc. the gossip - standing in the way of control madonna - get together hot chip - (just like we) breakdown imogen heap - hide and seek regina specktor - infidelity goldfrapp - ride a white horse moby featuring debbie harry - ny ny peaches - downtown cicada - the things you say the chalets - red high heels chicane feat tom jones - stoned in love coldcut - walk a mile in my shoes gorillaz - dare prince - love pink - u and ur hand bjork - who is it royksopp - what else is there? andy bell - crazy timo maas - pictures till west - same man audiobullys - i'm in love tiga - you gonna want me robbie williams - rudebox sarah mclachlan - river tori amos - not david bowie persephone's bees - nice day kraak & smaak - keep me home the ditty bops - wishful thinking st. etienne - stars above us hard-fi - cash machine morcheeba - ten men skye - love show van she - kelly

Thursday, December 14, 2006

religion in latin means return to the one


hey everyone...still wondering if anyone is out there at all.

been trying my best to keep this blog up to date but not sure whether i have any readers. i know i have some fellow bloggers out there who have me in their links but not sure whether people click on me either way. if you do come by from time to time please post a comment so that i know i have an audience. meanwhile, i am content with the fact that i am blogging at all. if i relied on having an audience all the time...i'd be crazier than i already am.

i mentioned a week or so back that i had gotten fired from the urge...the gay bar i used to dj and work the d
oor at. it was about time i must say. i had gotten away with being the mouthy rebel that i think i am, even though i don't say what i feel and therefore don't get what i want more of the time, for longer than i expected. speaking my mind has always gotten me into some delicious troubles so why not quench my appetite from time to time. aside from that, typically the way the firing was done was cowardly and pathetic as most pink slips are passed anyway. i went through a lot in my life the past four years working there and i can't say i regretted a darn thing. i went through my last throes of being addicted to crystal meth (so proud that i did it all myself) and although i occasionally dabble in her sister...i am not a fiend for anything anymore other than a nice neat and abundant shot of JD to eventually make me sloppy. my thirtieth year, although much anticipated in my mind, has been a rough one...falling behind in rent...my self-esteem beaten up...and all that jazz related to that saturn's return bullshit. when it comes down to it...i love falling from time to time...because the getting up is always so interesting and exciting.
one thing i've been able to do in this little unplanned vacation is to get back to listening to the music that made me a fan of music to begin with....the singer/songwriter "lesbian folk" or "martyr music" as some have called it. i have recently been so obsessed with electronic music and stuff that i would be able to play at work that i ignored a lot of the beautiful music that has come out in the last couple years. this little break will give me the opportunity to digress so to speak and get back to the one thing that made my padded room so much a paradise. a song.

also i have magically become inspired to write again and am going to do so after i publish this until like old times my face falls onto my notebook and my pen leaves an obscure mark on the page that i made while dreaming. i remember the days i would wake up and if i used a marker of some sort there would be a huge ink spot after the last word i scribbled was. those were the nights....

but a semi-recent musical discovery has been regina spektor. i just found an older album
of hers called 11:11 (big shout out to kindred sister esv) and all the songs are wonderful but i'm gonna post one of my favourites for you to taste...kinda goes along with that lawsuit recently about making the american dollar accessible to the blind (google it)
regina spektor - braille
and a song i share a love affair with with my former boss...a song i will never play for him again accompanied by an unusually sexy picture of th
e goddess herself
tori amos - cooling

and i'm gonna finish it off with a remix of amy winehouse's "rehab" by dj ronifah...i find it refreshingly
fitting hehe
amy winehouse - rehab (dj ronifah)

Monday, December 11, 2006

calling all angels

Tonight was I UNITY Fund's (the grassroots non-profit organization i have been talking a lot about that i am a core member of) fourth annual "Calling All Angels" toy drive and fundraiser. it was held at the skyline penthouse ballroom in hell's kitchen. the event benefited Jacobi Medical Center of the Bronx' Pediatric AIDS Services.

the night went off with nary a hitch. some inevitable sound problems and situations arose but were fixed immediately. i guess practice makes perfrect because me and friends seem to be getting better and better at throwing an event together at the last moment. some people work better that way. my friends eric and brian came to volunteer and my dear brother david came and filmed the event as a favour to me. clips of some of the performances will be available online very soon.

our gift bags were overstuffed with promotional cds and other products, filled to the rim with discount coupons, t-shirts and much much more. one of the items inside the bags was a cd compilation i made especially for the event. naturally for me, it was an "alternative" holiday collection perfect for tree trimming on a night where snowflakes entertain us from the other side of the windowpane featuring old folk classics reworked, some new gems and some other favourites of mine.

go to www.iunityfund.org for more details about the event. Down below is the tracklisting of the cd. Let me know if you're interested in obtaining a copy.



Happy Holidays

Ch@uncey D







1. Sarah McLachlan - River

2. The Postal Service - Sleeping In

3. Yolanda - Angels

4. Alanis Morisette - Wunderkind

5. Marjorie Fair - Hold Onto You

6. Lenny Kravitz - Calling All Angels

7. k.d. lang - Helpless

8. Juliet - Waiting

9. Matt Costa - Cold December

10. Paula Cole feat. Peter Gabriel - Hush Hush Hush

11. Billie Myers - Kiss The Rain (acoustic)

12. Cyndi Lauper feat. Sarah McLachlan - Time After Time

13. Train - Calling All Angels

14. Keane - Everybody's Changing

15. Chantal Kreviasuk - Surrounded

16. Mary J Blige feat. Bono - One

17. Madonna - X-Static Process (Astrolabe Remix)

18. Gene Wilder - Pure Imagination

compiled by DJ Chauncey D

Thursday, December 7, 2006

part of the process


i found this remix of madonna's "x-static process" by astrolabe on limewire recently and it's just so perfect. it's not overproduced it's just been given that slight little trip hoppy kick that the song didn't necessarily need but the accent is lovely

download and enjoy!
madonna - x-static process (astrolabe short cut)

Sunday, December 3, 2006

original poetry


Dirty Laundry on Sin Cycle

back in the dark room
developing photographs that cannot be seen
but only touched and smelled and tasted
dark in the back room
enveloping fantasies from a rotted dream
knees scuffed and promises wasted


a push on the spine of my electric rodent
a pause in time inbetween each moment
a place to find each displacement
a press upon this virtual encasement
mummified in binary threads
sterile with distance of time and emotion
fertile with pseudonymns and synonymns
only blues and greens and reds
to season the design of this digital pot
ion
the reason to fight to never win
chat in the backroom
back in the chatroom

creating prolific profiles of makeshift perfection
sweetened with careless carnal confect
ions
playing pretend with useless pretension
threatened with each expensive invention

a push on the switch to disconnect the light
a pause in the darkness of wrong and right
a place to hide the day from the night
a press upon the tongue and take another bite
sanitized in salivary glands

sterile with the absence of passion and trust
fertile with dirty clowns and balloons that bust
imprisoned in rubber bands
to insure a most productive performance
to ignore the host of sublime ignorance

dreaming in the steamroom
bleeding in the bedroom

crying in the diningroom
dying in the livingroom
dark in the darkroom
dark in the backroom
dark in the chatroom
dark in the bathroom
a light in the operating room
a light in the funeral home
a baby in the wonder womb
a baby in another tomb

oliver

hurry dear
scurry my dear
sneak past me
rush right by
for if i catch you in the corner of my eye
i'll spin my web so fast
your apathy
your adolescence
your gymnastics wouldn't stand a chance
paint me
stain me
colour me with your trademark jaundice
the terrible tint of your virginity
i want to thrive on anything and everything you deprive yourself of
i want to invade you
i want to persuade you
i want to overthrow your majesty with an army of anything and everything that you're afraid to become

i believe that if you believe that i believe in you we can leave this world together whenever we want to
and if you believe that i believe that you believe in me we shall see that forever is however long we want it to be

dangle me
strangle me
please test me for i am ready to fly
for if you forget me and leave me to die
i'll teach myself how to dance
your melody
your cacophony
your harmony wouldn't stand a chance
feed me
bleed me
pour me in your challice
the poison of your insecurity
entrap me in your lattice
the unbreakable cage of your conformity
drown me in your tempest
the violent storms of your heresy
crown me with your crest
belligerant thorns of your legacy

i have sinned but i was forced
naked and shivering
hated and disgraced
misplaced in your misery
until i found myself divorced
from the abomination of my infatuation
i have lied
but i have tried to do my penance
careless and quivering
yet somehow i have survived
with pollution as my only solution

you can never stop the rain
you can never stop the pain
you can only change its name
and all that you choose to ignore
you can be sure
will always return to hurt you
like a boomerang
and the ghosts will always haunt you
so open the door
and bring yourself inside
my lonely whore
forever more



chauncey treat


the demos from the confessions tour have recently leaked and here's the stripped down acoustic version of drowned world (substitute for love). it is closer to the original demo of the song itself "no substitute for love" which leaked a little before the music album came out. the interesting part of this version is just like she put a piece of "intervention" in the bridge of "mother and father" during the re-invention tour, she placed a bit of "nothing fails" at the end of "drowned world" but unfortunately didn't keep that part in the show. take a listen...it's really pretty.

madonna - substitute for love (confessions demo)

oh and by the way...i got fired today...more on that later heheh

Saturday, December 2, 2006

untold story

Found this while browsing for horror stories and ghost stories in New Orleans...kinda made me ill

Doing “Katrina Time”—Torture in New Orleans Prisons

Part 1: Locked Cells in Rising Water

by Li Onesto

1157 Miles. That’s how far New Orleans, Louisiana is from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba – in physical distance. But in terms of being a place of horrific torture of prisoners, the two places are very close.

Meteorologists had predicted that Hurricane Katrina would be devastating. But government officials failed to evacuate the city, leaving tens of thousands to suffer—especially the poor without cars or money and the elderly too weak to leave.

A decision was also made to NOT evacuate the Orleans Parish Prison (OPP). As satellite pictures showed a Category 5 hurricane heading toward New Orleans, the Sheriff of Orleans Parish, Marlin Gusman told the press, “We’re going to keep our prisoners where they belong.”

Across town from OPP, the Louisiana Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals packed up their 263 stray pets and got them safely out of the city.

August 29, 2005. The day Katrina hit, there were 6,375 prisoners in New Orleans. This included 670 women; 354 juveniles, as young as 10 years old; and immigrants being detained. A full 60% of OPP’s population, about 3,800, were people in jail for things like traffic violations, parking violations, public drunkenness, begging, blocking the sidewalk (i.e., being homeless), and failure to pay a fine. Many were awaiting trial and had not been convicted of any crime.

New Orleans had an incarceration rate of 1,480 prisoners per 100,000 residents—the highest incarceration rate of any large city in the U.S. The United States has the highest national incarceration rate in the world, and it was double this in New Orleans. Of OPP’s population, 90% was Black.

Water quickly flooded into the prison complexes. Power was lost, plunging people into total darkness and shutting down the electrical system used to open cell doors. Cardell Williams, interviewed in the BBC TV special, Prisoners of Katrina, said, “After the water came to our waist level, the deputies told us to get into our cells, they had mace and shotguns.”

Hidden Story.How many people know that when Katrina hit, thousands of prisoners were locked up and left to suffer, perhaps drown? This has largely remained a hidden, untold story—denied and covered up by prison administrations, government officials and politicians.

On August 10, 2006, the American Civil Liberties Union’s National Prison Project released a report, “Abandoned & Abused: Orleans Parish Prisoners in the Wake of Hurricane Katrina,” that documents the experiences of thousands of men, women and children who were abandoned at Orleans Parish Prison in the days after Katrina. Based on questionnaires received from 1,300 prisoners, as well as interviews with current and recently released OPP prisoners, the report contains extensive and damning testimony, and evidence of the inhuman and racist torture-like treatment of OPP prisoners—how they were abandoned, then beaten, shot at, and abused by prison guards, and then evacuated under further inhuman and brutal conditions.

Jim Crow, Chain Gang South. New Orleans is in the Deep South. During slavery, it had two dozen slave auction houses and several times a year the ballrooms of its two grand hotels were used as showrooms for human merchandise. Today, Congo Square, where slaves were auctioned off, has been renamed Louis Armstrong Park and the city is world famous for its Mardi Gras celebrations. But the legacy of Jim Crow, chain gangs, and KKK justice is a living legacy in New Orleans. And the present-day effects of this whole oppressive history are especially and brutally alive in the whole system of unjust courts, brutal cops and inhumane jails.

"Abandoned & Abused" recounts, “In 1980 a mob of white cops rampaged through a black section of the city in retaliation for the murder of a police officer, killing four people and injuring as many as 50. According to reports, people were tortured and dragged into the swamps to face mock executions. In 1990 a black man accused of killing a white officer was beaten to death by officers who had gathered to wait for him at the hospital to which he was transported; no officers were criminally prosecuted or administratively sanctioned. These incidents which would be terms a race riot and a lynching if performed by private citizens are merely the most sensational examples of the department’s racially discriminatory practices.”

Locked Cells, Rising Water. Close your eyes for a minute and think about being in total darkness. You’re locked in a cell. Flood waters are rushing in at an incredible rate and within minutes it is chest high. The guards who have the keys to open the cells and the doors to the outside have left. The phones aren’t working and there is no way to communicate with anyone on the outside. No way to know if anyone is going to rescue you…or if you have just been left to die.

Prisoners told of how people were scared and screaming that they could not swim, that they didn’t want to die. They put up desperate signs on the outside of the buildings that said: “We Need Help” and “Help No Food Dying.”

Some who were not locked in their cells managed to free others. “If it wasn’t for inmates somehow getting my cell open,” one prisoner wrote, “I probably would have died.” But others could not get out of their cells.

For days thousands of prisoners were trapped with no food or water and had to resort to drinking contaminated floodwater containing raw sewage. More than half of the over 6,000 OPP prisoners had been on some kind of medication. But this had obviously been of no concern to the prison officials. Some people started having epileptic attacks, others suffered from not having their medicine for asthma or diabetes.

One prisoner reported: “All through the time of this you heard screams of terror, cries for help and no one was answered… Most of us was on meds and didn’t receive them. I myself went without my asthma pump and struggling with my breathing severely, being not able to talk and feeling weak. There was smoke everywhere and all you heard all night and early the next day was gunshots. I really felt inside like I was about to die and was left there to die!!”

One prisoner, Joyce Gilson, wrote: “You wouldn’t imagine that one person would let another human being go through that when there was time to let us out. It never would occur to me that a person could let that happen, even though we’re in jail we’re human beings.”

Mace, Batons, Shotguns, Tasers. When deputies came back into the prison building, they didn’t come with food, water, or any other kind of help. Instead they came with riot gear, shotguns, mace, batons, tasers, and brutality. One prisoner wrote: “Deputies came up firing rounds down the hallways to keep us in the cells… They even handcuffed inmates to bars of the cells.”

Some prisoners started knocking holes in the walls, trying to get out. Some of them jumped from the third floor into the water. Prisoners told of how deputy snipers shot at anyone who tried to get out of the flooded, suffocating buildings. Some prisoners ended up hanging from the rolls of razor wire lining the fences that surround the prison. Ace Martin, a prisoner in the Templeman III complex, said, “One guy jumped out of the hold and they shot him… He fell on a barbed wire fence. They picked him up in a boat and told us to stay in the hole or we’d be shot.”

Lies and Cover-Up. Public officials and the mainstream media had little if anything to say about what was happening in OPP. When a report finally came from officials, it was full of rumors and lies—claiming that the prisoners had rioted and taken over parts of the complex. The City Council President told a TV station that rioting prisoners had taken a deputy, his wife, and their four children hostage—which was completely fabricated. This was in line with and added to the way the media portrayed the masses of Black people in New Orleans as looters and criminals—while not reporting about the many and creative ways that people came together, cooperated and helped each other out under such dire circumstances and in the face of such blatant government neglect.

Sheriff Marlin Gusman says there were no deaths at OPP during the storm and the evacuation, even though several of his own deputies and many prisoners report deaths at the jail. To this day, Gusman claims prisoners weren’t mistreated and that they were given food and water. So how does he respond to the fact that hundreds of prisoners and even many prison guards questioned by the ACLU completely contradict this? Gusman says: “I have 75 accounts from inmates given by lawyers with misleading questions. It’s kind of hilarious to read them… None of it was true. But when you put it in the paper it becomes more credible and it frustrates the hell out of me. Don’t rely on crackheads, cowards and criminals to say what the story is.”

But who were the real cowards and criminals in OPP when Katrina hit? The thousands of prisoners, along with all the other thousands of people in the city, who did everything they could to try and survive—in the face of murderous neglect and racist brutality? Or those who left human beings in locked cells as floodwaters rose, who shot at people trying to escape to safety, who brutalized people with mace, batons, tasers and dogs, and then covered up and lied about all their crimes?

Friday, December 1, 2006

world aids day



please take the time to remember those you have lost to AIDS and send some love beams towards those we know that are currently infected and affected with the virus....

in strong and loving memory of Marcus Rodriguez and Derrick Cherry and Joseph Pinto

toy drive drop off spots

Toy Drive Drop Off Spots (NYC)


please bring an unwrapped toy in its original package for infant to late teens to any of the following locations

*Bio-Scrip Pharmacy 197 8th Avenue @ 20th Street

*The Urge 33 2nd Avenue @ 2nd Street

*Serena Lounge 222 West 23rd Street (between 7th & 8th Avenues)

*East of Eighth Restaurant 254 West 23rd Street (between 7th & 8th Avenues)

*Spirit Cruises Pier 62, Suite 200 West Side Highway @ 23rd Street

*View Bar 232 8th Avenue (between 21st & 22nd Streets)

*Behaviour 231 West 19th Street

*Chelsea Clearview Cinema 260 West 23rd Street (between 7th & 8th Avenues)

*Nowhere Bar 322 East 14th Street (between 1st & 2nd Avenues)

*Children of Light 2672 Broadway @ 102nd Street


"calling all angels"

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

That's right everyone! The legendary Martha Wash has joined our celestial cast of performers for our Fourth Annual Toy Drive and Fundraiser "Calling All Angels" on Sunday, December 10th from 6pm - 10pm at The Skyline Hotel Penthouse Ballroom on 10th Avenue and 49th Street

The show will be hosted by the lovely and leggy Edie and will feature performances by

Sylvia Tosun
Peppermint Gummibear
David Feygin
Adam Joseph
June Bug
Gusty Winds
Jeff Adames
Jeannie Sol
Milan
MINT
Doug Baron

This year's toy drive and fundraiser will be benefitting the Jacobi Medical Center's Pediatric HIV/AIDS Services in the Bronx. Toy Drive Drop Boxes are stationed all around Manhattan. Please go to www.iunityfund.org for a location near you. If you can't make it to the event please make a stop at a toy store and drop an unwrapped present for infant to late teens in one of the boxes. Space for the event is limited so please make your reservations as soon as possible to iunityfund@yahoo.com or call 646-429-9333 now! Sponsorships and advertisement opportunities can be discussed as well. One makes a difference...let that one be you!

i'll be there working the sounds and working hard to make the festivities a success...come and join me!


happy holidays!

future t-shirt

from time to time i will post a jpeg of something that i eventually want to show up on my chest...smacked up onto a nice fresh new american apparel t-shirt...found this while browsing through my hard drive...i almost forgot about it!

Apture

DJ Chauncey D on Facebook