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Sunday, February 8, 2009

george bush's penis?

i've never been a huge fan of Will Ferrell's but i think this is bizarrely genius and really adds to the insane ridiculousness of bush's 'legacy'!

No President Needs This Kind of Exposure

Published: February 6, 2009

So far six audience members have stormed out midperformance of the Broadway show “You’re Welcome America. A Final Night with George W. Bush” the comedian Will Ferrell's lampooning of the 43rd president, according to those keeping count at the Cort Theater. But they haven’t been leaving after a particular Ferrell quip.

They’ve been standing up, instead, after the projection of a supersize photo on the backdrop of the stage. A photo of a penis. Specifically, as Mr. Ferrell (who plays President Bush) leads the audience to believe, the president’s penis. Except that’s not quite right.

“It’s an anonymous but age-appropriate public domain Internet penis,” said Adam McKay, the play’s director. “We went on the Web and got a penis.”

“It’s not the president’s penis, as far as I know, and Will is 41, so we weren’t going to use his,” Mr. McKay added. “What I do know is that the photo gets one of the great shrieks of delight from the audience, and it’s also the one moment that is followed by people walking out.”

The idea of using the image of a nonerect penis originated one day in rehearsals, Mr. McKay said. The script, by Mr. Ferrell, draws partly on Mr. Bush’s past statements, and the two men were remarking on the former president’s comment that he had enjoyed being “a free man” before he entered the White House.

“We were joking that now that he was out of office, he could do whatever he wants,” Mr. McKay said, “and so I said, ‘Let’s have him show his own penis,’ and Ferrell was like, ‘O.K.’ ”

“He is a frat boy, a big party guy, and you could imagine him doing this,” Mr. McKay added, describing Mr. Bush, who is 63. “Though I want to make clear I’m not blaming the president for our very bad taste.”

No surprise, the play has been a major draw for New York liberals. The production, which largely features Mr. Ferrell doing the Bush character he made famous on SNL on NBC, has been playing to near capacity at the Cort Theater, which has more than 1,000 seats, since it began previews on Inauguration Day. It is scheduled to run through March 15, and will be presented live on HBO next month.

Mr. McKay said he did not have legal concerns about defaming Mr. Bush with the image, or about using someone’s penis in an unauthorized way.

The former president’s spokesman, Robert Saliterman, declined to comment on Friday when asked about the use of the photo.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

upcoming gigs : the eagle, nowhere

this friday the 13th, the mark nelson/max scott 'ball' series returns with a vengence in 2009 @ the eagle with the new york debut of 'to the last man', a new...ahem...adult film by raging stallions. it's called the 'stag ball', takes place the night before valentine's day and is sure to be a night filled with much debauchery and porn star appearances featuring music by yours truly and 80's mastermind guy smith. rsvp to the event on facebook here.

and then...i
ts a little ways off...but after the very promising turnout of my first ever party completely on my own as host and dj i decided to get a jump start on promotions for the next installment of my first sunday of the month party called 'beetlejuice'. it's a night of nostalgia as i have limited the songs that i play to only tunes released between the years of 1986 and 1995. it was the time i was in middle school, high school and a little after so it's a wonderfully blended night of cheesey dance tracks and moody 'alternative' mayhem. join the facebook event page here. the next party is sunday, march 1st.

i'm also working on acquiring some new gigs in the east village and even in astoria and will be sure to announce them once plans are solidified.

love beams and dirty beats,

dj chauncey d

bush gets first job offer!

this is just too perfect! and the two stories that follow in the video are genius as well haha.

Many may be familiar with the Wal-Mart greeter; the kind smiling individual standing at the opening of one of those mega-stores, ready to say hello. But DFW residents who know their nuts and bolts also know Elliott's Hardware's greeting force, who're often the perfect sage to ask, "Where can I find a plunger?" as you walk into the store in pants wet up to your ankles.

Now Elliott's has their sights set on a very specific candidate for adding to their greeting group: Former President George W Bush.

In a letter posted in the Dallas Morning News (which we've posted here), Elliott's lists the job perks, including a flexible part-time schedule, ample parking for his security, and an employee discount for his "honey-do" project list.

Sounds like a joke, right? "We are offering the position to Mr. Bush in all sincerity," said Kyle Walters, Elliott's president and CEO. "We think it would be a great fit for him as he settles back into life in Dallas."


i don't want to have sex with you

an awesome fuck you song deserves a hysterical video...and here is new band soldout with their clip for 'i don't want to'

she's lost in rhythm

check out the awesomely haunting video for the filthy dukes new track 'this rhythm'. it almost looks like the trailer for a horror movie! me likey!

chauncey treat - crystal clear mud


hello there...its been a while since i've shared a chauncey treat with all of you and i apologize. it's certainly not for a lack of amazing tracks but this one i just had to upload and share with you all. finally! titiyo (some might remember her former famous older sister neneh cherry) has finally released some new music! it's from a nine song ep or maybe its a full cd called 'hidden'. a few of the tracks were produced by kleerup who brought you last year's gem 'with every heartbeat' featuring robyn. this track is a whirlwind delicacy of genres that starts off beatless and turns into a ravishing storm of bass and bleep. enjoy!


titiyo - crystal clear mud

Friday, February 6, 2009

yayoi kusama...artist of the month




while blogjogging recently, looking for music, i came across a blog (the name escapes me) that featured not only music but a different artist every few posts. that is how i discovered the magical masterpieces of yayoi kusama. here are some brilliant pieces by her and an amazing quote by her that cemented my love for her and her work.

Yayoi Kusama said about her 1954 painting titled Flower (D.S.P.S),

"One day I was looking at the red flower patterns of the tablecloth on a table, and when I looked up I saw the same pattern covering the ceiling, the windows and the walls, and finally all over the room, my body and the universe. I felt as if I had begun to self-obliterate, to revolve in the infinity of endless time and the absoluteness of space, and be reduced to nothingness. As I realized it was actually happening and not just in my imagination, I was frightened. I knew I had to run away lest I should be deprived of my life by the spell of the red flowers. I ran desperately up the stairs. The steps below me began to fall apart and I fell down the stairs straining my ankle."

madonna flashback 2003


the original and uber controversial video for madonna's 'american life' video, the one in which she upset tons of people by pulling before it was released, is now making its rounds in high quality. download the masterpiece here

it's such a shame as it was the first time madonna backed down when it came to controversy, but she claimed she pulled it out of respect for the troops as the war in iraq had begun already and also feigned worry about the fact that she had kids now and they could possibly have been used as a target of the inevitable backlash. i think it's a brilliant work of art that would have made the american life era a success rather than a 'bomb' (pun intended). i always hated that there were immediate comparisons to culture club's 'the war song' video because it took away from the powerful clip created by her and longtime collaborator jonas ackerlund. the fashion show part of it is the only thing i see that remotely resembles the boy george video that i posted below.


check out the her madgesty blog for tons of madonna info all the time! it's where i found this video and lovely craig mcdean outtake from the american life photo sessions above

pharrell does nylon

Thursday, February 5, 2009

3500...and counting

was jogging through youtube tonight and found this ridiculously brilliant performance by my friend mykel at the now defunct crobar in nyc. so powerful! the show took place about two years ago at the Hairhappenin' event. here is Mykel singing 3500 on behalf of the troops who died in iraq!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

check out my friend juanjo in paper mag!




The victory of Barack Obama was a bittersweet moment for many Californians, as they woke up on the morning of November 5th to discover that the religious right-backed Proposition 8 banning gay marriage had passed. Outraged gays and straights all over the country marched in protest while, ironically, Gus Van Sant's film Milk opened to rave reviews and huge audiences everywhere. We thought it would be appropriate to pay homage to the gays who started it all 35 years ago -- from Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood to Castro Street in San Francisco. Kim Hastreiter


(juanjo is on the right giving freddie mercury haha)
check out the full article/spread here
i also just realized i know ahmed too! (in the middle below)

everybody wants a piece


this is just annoying and typical of the way things work in the current purgatory we call 'america'


NEW YORK – On buttons, posters and Web sites, the image was everywhere during last year's presidential campaign: A pensive Barack Obama looking upward, as if to the future, splashed in a Warholesque red, white and blue and underlined with the caption HOPE.

Designed by Shepard Fairey, a Los-Angeles based street artist, the image has led to sales of hundreds of thousands of posters and stickers, has become so much in demand that copies signed by Fairey have been purchased for thousands of dollars on eBay.

The image, Fairey has acknowledged, is based on an Associated Press photograph, taken in April 2006 by Manny Garcia on assignment for the AP at the National Press Club in Washington.

The AP says it owns the copyright, and wants credit and compensation. Fairey disagrees.

"The Associated Press has determined that the photograph used in the poster is an AP photo and that its use required permission," the AP's director of media relations, Paul Colford, said in a statement.

"AP safeguards its assets and looks at these events on a case-by-case basis. We have reached out to Mr. Fairey's attorney and are in discussions. We hope for an amicable solution."

"We believe fair use protects Shepard's right to do what he did here," says Fairey's attorney, Anthony Falzone, executive director of the Fair Use Project at Stanford University and a lecturer at the Stanford Law School. "It wouldn't be appropriate to comment beyond that at this time because we are in discussions about this with the AP."

Fair use is a legal concept that allows exceptions to copyright law, based on, among other factors, how much of the original is used, what the new work is used for and how the original is affected by the new work.

A longtime rebel with a history of breaking rules, Fairey has said he found the photograph using Google Images. He released the image on his Web site shortly after he created it, in early 2008, and made thousands of posters for the street.

As it caught on, supporters began downloading the image and distributing it at campaign events, while blogs and other Internet sites picked it up. Fairey has said that he did not receive any of the money raised.

A former Obama campaign official said they were well aware of the image based on the picture taken by Garcia, a temporary hire no longer with the AP, but never licensed it or used it officially. The Obama official asked not to be identified because no one was authorized anymore to speak on behalf of the campaign.

The image's fame did not end with the election.

It will be included this month at a Fairey exhibit at the Institute of Contemporary Art in Boston and a mixed-media stenciled collage version has been added to the permanent collection of the National Portrait Gallery in Washington.

"The continued use of the poster, regardless of whether it is for galleries or other distribution, is part of the discussion AP is having with Mr. Fairey's representative," Colford said.

A New York Times book on the election, just published by Penguin Group (USA), includes the image. A Vermont-based publisher, Chelsea Green, also used it — credited solely to Fairey_ as the cover for Robert Kuttner's "Obama's Challenge," an economic manifesto released in September. Chelsea Green president Margo Baldwin said that Fairey did not ask for money, only that the publisher make a donation to the National Endowment for the Arts.

"It's a wonderful piece of art, but I wish he had been more careful about the licensing of it," said Baldwin, who added that Chelsea Green gave $2,500 to the NEA.

Fairey also used the AP photograph for an image designed specially for the Obama inaugural committee, which charged anywhere from $100 for a poster to $500 for a poster signed by the artist.

Fairey has said that he first designed the image a year ago after he was encouraged by the Obama campaign to come up with some kind of artwork. Last spring, he showed a letter to The Washington Post that came from the candidate.

"Dear Shepard," the letter reads. "I would like to thank you for using your talent in support of my campaign. The political messages involved in your work have encouraged Americans to believe they can help change the status quo. Your images have a profound effect on people, whether seen in a gallery or on a stop sign."

At first, Obama's team just encouraged him to make an image, Fairey has said. But soon after he created it, a worker involved in the campaign asked if Fairey could make an image from a photo to which the campaign had rights.

"I donated an image to them, which they used. It was the one that said "Change" underneath it. And then later on I did another one that said "Vote" underneath it, that had Obama smiling," he said in a December 2008 interview with an underground photography Web site.

Monday, February 2, 2009

sorry for the brief absence

been a little busy trying to get stuff moving in my life but here's something to quench your chauncey thirst for a bit until i'm back in full swing haha

my future exhusband mario diaz makes a guest appearance in it...i love him so! haha

Apture

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