porn star turned pop star

here's a hot video for a hot song by a hot former porn star turned pop star. colton ford performed live at one of the gruff parties at the eagle that i djed at and i got to meet him. not only is he a beautiful man but he's a really wonderful guy, very humble and handsome. the clip features a rap cameo by cazwell (looking and sounding very timberlake in my opinion but a hot and sexy gay version of course) and he gives a little shout out to my dear friend gusty winds!

the song is dirty and the video is fucking sexy as hell!

the show is over say goodbye

i couldn't post about madonna and guy ritchie's divorce without making a silly song quote as the headline right?

i'm sad for the kids and i'm sad for madonna but i'm happy that she will soon be free if she wasn't happy with guy. i'm also selfishly happy that we will have an even more frisky and experimental madonna. and honestly i think the a-rod fling is just that...a fling. he's just a hot latino with a big 'bat' that she's enjoying right now. i guess she still has sex right? haha

here's a new disco mix of 'miles away' i just found...the song caused speculation and is proof now. it has a fresh, sunny vibe to it that would make larry levan proud despite the somber lyrics

madonna - miles away (disco mix)

this is a funny video someone posted on youtube...i wanna meet this guy..he seems crazy

miss piggy fucks the pain away!

this is the best thing ever!!!



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campy vogue excellence!

i know i haven't gotten a chance to tell you about my madonna concert experience but that whole essay is coming soon i promise!!

chainsaw maid

nothing like a little demented claymation to get you in the halloween spirit!
(courtesy of the original glamour bear, ian heath)

wee wee

the muzzler 2008

wow i have such newfound respect for jessican alba and hayden panettiere with this 'infomercial'.

check it out!


Jessica Alba's Declare Yourself Challenge

"haunted" by chuck palahniuk

so during my little 'maternity' leave from working, aside from the thankfully decently steady dj gigs, i have become a voracious reader! in the past ten years i've probably read about five books if that but just in the past two months i've read at least three! i must say there is nothing better than becoming addicted to an amazing book...only you are reading it at the moment...and the joy of discussing each particular book with someone who gave it to you to read or someone who has read it before is sublime (thank you rowan for reinstalling my reader chip)

i just finished one of the most remarkable books i've ever read and i must say i'm thrilled yet exhausted! chuck palahniuk, author behind the film "fight club" and the soon to be released if not released already "choke", is absolutely from another level of consciousness! i read "diary" by him before this one and i am in complete wonderment at his writing skills, fantastic originality, unearthly imagination and violently powerful storytelling. "haunted" is comprised of about 21 or so short stories interspliced within a story and seperated by short poems about each of the interestingly named characters. comrade snarky, agent tattletale, miss sneezy, mrs. clark, mr. whittier, miss america, saint gut-free, lady baglady, mother nature, earl of slander, the missing link, duke of vandals, director denial, reverend godless, the matchmaker, sister vigilante, chef assassin and countess foresight make up the bizarre world that is haunted. i could go on and on about the plot and how frighteningly woven it was but you just have to read it for yourself. i've never really reviewed a book before but if anything i must leave you with an excerpt of the afterword that completely helps you digest the delicacy that is mr. p's masterpiece. go out and get it and read it!

"a motion picture, or music, or television, they have to maintain a certain decorum in order to be broadcast to a vast audience. other forms of mass media cost too much to produce to risk reaching only a limited audience. only one person. but a book...a book is cheap to print and bind. a book is as private and consensual as sex. a book takes time and effort to consume--something that gives a reader every chance to walk away. actually, so few people make the effort to read that it's difficult to call books a 'mass medium'. no one really gives a damn about books. no one has bothered to ban a book in decades. (this was published in 2005 before senorita palin got a number one single on the charts)

but with that disregard comes the freedom that only books have. and if a storyteller is going to write novels instead of screenplays, that's a freedom you need to exploit. otherwise, write a movie. that's where the big money's at. write for television.

but, if you want the freedom to go anywhere, talk about anything, then write books...."

an alternate cover for the novel

i've wanted to be a novelist since as long as i can remember. i have come up with ideas...starting forming a literary skeleton, but then my laziness or my short attention span causes me to put those aspirations aside, but i must say if anything that these reading voracious reading adventures of mine have caused a resurgence, if you will, in that longing to publish finally. i think i'm going to start with some short stories and work my way up to a novel. you'll be the first to hear about it...

thank you chuck palahniuk! i owe you one!

nightmare new york

anyone wanna go? it runs until november 8th...it looks fantastic!!!!
can't believe halloween is so close!

this is what i may be this year

captain spaulding from rob zombie's 'night of a thousand corpses'!!

'madonna' preshow

so before the show tomorrow night there will be a fantastic madonna impersonator doing a 'live' rendition of the 'holiday' performance from 1984! first she'll be doing it in front of the fuse building across from the garden and then later at sbny at midnight!!
i still cannot believe that that was 24 years ago...scary! i was 8 years old! see you there?

here's a clip of guy guido's 'borderline'

side view of vogue

yeah i know...i'm a madonna freak...but i'm getting really excited for the show tomorrow!

"maverick"

mav·er·ick /ˈmævərɪk, ˈmævrɪk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[mav-er-ik, mav-rik]

–noun

1.	Southwestern U.S. an unbranded calf, cow, or steer, esp. an unbranded calf that is separated from its mother.

2.	a lone dissenter, as an intellectual, an artist, or a politician, who takes an independent stand apart from his or her associates.

3.	(initial capital letter) an electro-optically guided U.S. air-to-ground tactical missile for destroying tanks and other hardened targets at ranges up to 15 mi. (24 km).

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[Origin: 1865–70, Americanism; after Samuel A. Maverick (1803–70), Texas pioneer who left his calves unbranded]

—Synonyms 2. nonconformist, independent, loner.




1867, "calf or yearling found without an owner's brand," in
allusion to Samuel A. Maverick

(1803-70), Texas cattle owner who was negligent in branding his calves. Sense of

"individualist, unconventional person" is first recorded

1886, via notion of "masterless."

enough said

tina fey does it again!

it's amazing to me...she only had two days to rehearse and she nailed it better than sarah palin did...that is true comedic genius...maybe tina fey can write a movie about palin..a comedy of course

check out this clip and enjoy the fantastic facial expressions by none other than queen latifah in her cameo as ifill....good stuff!
saturday night live should thank palin for their obvious upswoop in ratings since tina fey came back on board haha