just saw 300!

just saw 300 the movie! it was absolutely genius! i was never really a fan of frank miller's work only because i was never exposed to it but i think i may check it out now some time soon. aside from the magical storyline and chilling tale of warriors stopping at nothing for freedom...let me be a superfaggot by saying this is the most homoerotic film hollywood has released in decades! every man in every scene was gorgeously ripped with harsh handsomeness and bulging crotches. their aggressive fighting techniques and loyalty in battle paired with their thirst for blood and victory was naturally hot as hell! the only two pretty boys in the army of 300 threw some major homosexual undertones off the screens as they joked about how one was a 'woman' and the other always faced his arse to the thespians...it almost made you wonder whether they fooled around back in sparta before eheh. it was pure queer heaven the entire movie. gerard butler as the lead playing king leonidas, a scottish born actor who also starred as the phantom of the opera a couple years ago, was the fearless leader of the pack and played his part so damn well...you fell in love with him almost immediately whether or not you were swooning over his impeccable pecs and that really sharp cut inbetween them that obviously months of hard painful work in the gym got him or his swarthy extremely good looks or his thick powerful thighs or that one little glimpse of his tight ass in the moonlight before he savagely made love to his queen. oh..speaking of queens the guy who plays xerxes does an impeccable job as the not so masculine 'god king' that is in charge of not only a brutal army but a circus of violent freaks that one by one are defeated by the spartans...and his body was sick too! here's some interesting bits about butler Close-up On: 300's Gerard Butler Stuart Pike - Posted: 3/15/07 http://media.www.bcheights.com/media/stora...r-2776366.shtml GLASGOW-BORN GERARD BUTLER made something very clear to The Heights a couple of weeks ago in an interview: his muscles in 300 are real, the result of months worth of intensive training. But his muscles aren't the only impressive thing about his performance in 300 - hell, pretty much everyone else in the film is just as ripped. What's really a breakthrough, however, is how well he holds his weight in the two hour-long slugfest; the filmmakers' version of character development is more fighting and yelling. Some critics have even compared him (favorably) to Mel Gibson in his Braveheart­ era.

the only part i don't agree with is the braveheart reference only because it probably has to do with him being scottish and that's where braveheart took place and i can't stand mel gibson these days eheh

other than all that...i definitely suggest going out to see the movie and am still surprised by all its mainstream success as it's such an awesome film. i don't usually go see hollywood mainstream films but this one seemed different and it certainly was...maybe that's a good sign for the mainstream...