where is the cerebral jester?

where is the cerebral jester?
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Sunday, December 23, 2007

madonna is no cassandra

the sun

Doctor asks Madonna Who?

MADONNA bottled the chance to appear in the Doctor Who Christmas Special.

I’m told an entire episode, called The Last Cassandra, was penned especially for Madge in a bid to get her on board.

But she vetoed the plan and the script was scrapped in favour of a new episode starring KYLIE MINOGUE.

I wonder why the increasingly scrawny Mrs Ritchie was reluctant to play a Cassandra - a mutant species first seen in a 2005 episode that are just skin stretched on a frame.

My graphics lads have mocked up how Madge might have looked.

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Evil villain ... mock up Madge

Show boss RUSSELL T DAVIES said Cassandras were inspired by skinny Hollywood actresses who’ve had too much plastic surgery. Ahem...



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